is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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