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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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