He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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