I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
We left the knife in your bed.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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