I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
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