I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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