She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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