The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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