i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Damn victory sex feels great
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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