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So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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