i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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