i permit you to call me
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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