Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
