Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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