My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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