Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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