I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I came so hard my ears popped.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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