try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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