I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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