Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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