we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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