I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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