so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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