honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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