this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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