Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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