I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
