Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just fell off a train. Bad.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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