hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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