I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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