omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i think my mom watched the whole time
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
