Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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