no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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