Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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