I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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