I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Holy shit dude........stairs
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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