Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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