The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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