When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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