I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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