I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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