In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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