Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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