I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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