"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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