just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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