What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
