making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think I sprained my soul last night
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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