Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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