dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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