Non-Jews are for practice
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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