Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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