do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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