She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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