My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
