I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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