The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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